Unpolished Thoughts
Monday, February 28, 2011
2011 Oscars
As much as I can't stand Ann Hathaway, and her "acting", she looked descent half of the night. Except, I received plenty of text messages from friends telling me how much her and Nicole Kidman could really use a tan.
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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Joisy
WAIT WAIT WAIT...let me get this straight, Ronnies dad calls him BRO?
These types of people should never spawn anything or anyone...ever
oh and great acting in the Xendrine commercial, Ron. Not only did it look like you were wearing a suit jacket that was a size too small but that "important event" you were at where you felt the need to point your finger at the imaginary crowd, looked pretty lame considering you seemed to be the only person in the vicinity.
ahh these people kill me!
I also noticed (with the person watching it with me) that Ronnie's "dad" looked more like the "cool uncle". You know, Uncle Gino! Uncle Gino would let us underage drink and bc he was so lonely (but a "cool bachelor" in our young eyes at the time) would help the guys pick up girls! Looking back, that's really awful. Were we the accomplice in an almost underage-stagetory rape-esk crime?! Anyway, Ronnie's "Dad" (uncle) was probably pretending to be his dad on the show because I think Ronnie's dad probably isn't involved in Ronnie's life. Maybe ronnie hates him b/c he was an alcoholic or a dead beat or maybe because he doesn't wear enough Ed Hardy. Either way, this would explain his behavior/insecurity issues; he has DADDY ISSUES! So, the cool uncle he always looked up to and who had introduced him to his first tanning bed, became his replacement dad. And the perfect addition to this show. This man looks like Ronnie+Situation in 20 years.
P.S. Ronnie you're a little bitch
WAIT WAIT WAIT...let me get this straight, Ronnies dad calls him BRO?
These types of people should never spawn anything or anyone...ever
oh and great acting in the Xendrine commercial, Ron. Not only did it look like you were wearing a suit jacket that was a size too small but that "important event" you were at where you felt the need to point your finger at the imaginary crowd, looked pretty lame considering you seemed to be the only person in the vicinity.
ahh these people kill me!
I also noticed (with the person watching it with me) that Ronnie's "dad" looked more like the "cool uncle". You know, Uncle Gino! Uncle Gino would let us underage drink and bc he was so lonely (but a "cool bachelor" in our young eyes at the time) would help the guys pick up girls! Looking back, that's really awful. Were we the accomplice in an almost underage-stagetory rape-esk crime?! Anyway, Ronnie's "Dad" (uncle) was probably pretending to be his dad on the show because I think Ronnie's dad probably isn't involved in Ronnie's life. Maybe ronnie hates him b/c he was an alcoholic or a dead beat or maybe because he doesn't wear enough Ed Hardy. Either way, this would explain his behavior/insecurity issues; he has DADDY ISSUES! So, the cool uncle he always looked up to and who had introduced him to his first tanning bed, became his replacement dad. And the perfect addition to this show. This man looks like Ronnie+Situation in 20 years.
P.S. Ronnie you're a little bitch
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Office Etiquette
When it's your birthday and your co-workers surprise you with a cake that says, "Happy Birthday (insert your name here)!", you're supposed to then consume the cake with your co-workers. RIGHT? Right.
How funny to think that someone would get the cake at work, (given by a co-worker) then turns around and put it in the fridge, then goes back to work without sharing. Sheer disappointment in every body's face. Everybody's reaction at the office would be priceless.*
"Wheres the cake?? He did what? So you're telling me there is no cake?"
"what a douche"
How funny to think that someone would get the cake at work, (given by a co-worker) then turns around and put it in the fridge, then goes back to work without sharing. Sheer disappointment in every body's face. Everybody's reaction at the office would be priceless.*
"Wheres the cake?? He did what? So you're telling me there is no cake?"
"what a douche"
*This story is based off of a true story of somebody I know.
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
History
"All I got is dreams, nobody else can see
Nobody else believes, nobody else but me
Where are you victory? I need you desperately
Not just for the moment to make history"
"We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly
We'll name him history, he'll repeat after me
He's my legacy, son I'm a hard work
Future of my past, he'll explain who I be
Rank me among the greats, either 1, 2 or 3
If I ain't number one then I failed you victory
Ain't in it for the fame that dies in within weeks
Ain't in it for the money, can't take me when you leave
I wanna be remembered long after you breathe
Long after I'm gone, long after I breathe"
- Jay-Z "History"
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Nobody else believes, nobody else but me
Where are you victory? I need you desperately
Not just for the moment to make history"
"We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly
We'll name him history, he'll repeat after me
He's my legacy, son I'm a hard work
Future of my past, he'll explain who I be
Rank me among the greats, either 1, 2 or 3
If I ain't number one then I failed you victory
Ain't in it for the fame that dies in within weeks
Ain't in it for the money, can't take me when you leave
I wanna be remembered long after you breathe
Long after I'm gone, long after I breathe"
- Jay-Z "History"
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Superbowl XLV Commercials
Volkswagon - Darth Vader commercial. HA. Perfect.
Eminem - Old School-esque Brisk Ice Tea
&
Eminem - Chrysler 200 commercial. "this is motor city"
(because im secretly obsessed with Eminem)
Mini Cooper Commercial - CRAM IT IN THE BOOT!
Mercedes Commercial made me WANT to buy a Mercedes. (minus Diddy being in it)
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/02/06/super-8-j-j-abrams-2/
Volkswagen 2011 Beetle Commercial - Very Clever
Movies I'd Like to See:
Super 8
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/02/06/super-8-j-j-abrams-2/Transformers 3
Rango
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Bud Light - "Dog Sitting" commercial
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Eminem - Chrysler 200 commercial. "this is motor city"
(because im secretly obsessed with Eminem)
Mini Cooper Commercial - CRAM IT IN THE BOOT!
Mercedes Commercial made me WANT to buy a Mercedes. (minus Diddy being in it)
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/02/06/super-8-j-j-abrams-2/
Volkswagen 2011 Beetle Commercial - Very Clever
Movies I'd Like to See:
Super 8
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2011/02/06/super-8-j-j-abrams-2/Transformers 3
Limitless - Can never get enough of Bradley Cooper
Rango
Rio
Transformers 3 (yep, I secretly like Shia LeBeouf and all of his nerdiness)
Saturday, February 5, 2011
"My Life as Liz". The first time I ever watched that show was tonight. I'm confused. Are you a reality show or just a show with really terribly terribly awful actors? (worse than SKINS) I can't tell. MTV is like a bi person, it likes the best of both worlds. Whats with this fat Justin Bieber look-a-like, Bryson? And could they please stop glorifying emo kids? Anyway, this show sucks.
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it's a "listen to Elvis all day", kind of day.
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Ricky Gervais Show
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When you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff.
But I mean, if you sit there and try to use your brain to do it, it doesn't work the same. Just keep talking. Just keep -- keep your mouth talking, and eventually it will come out with something pretty good
so you're saying, just keep moving your mouth and eventually something will come out?
Yes.
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Friday, February 4, 2011
She be killin it
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Seriously? This bitch has more balls than I do on any given day. I really enjoyed her sticking her hands under her armpits (maybe they were cold) and acts like it's a dance move and puts her hands in the air as if she is talking to God. My only question: is she on drugs? or is she just insane? I'd prefer drugs. At least that way we know she's just old and having fun - not old and insane.
oh what i would give to exchange seats with the guy sitting next to her.
Genius Idea
AH. I die.
I'm not sure if this could get any better, other than that one comment made by a conan fan saying "now, all conan needs is triumph the insult comic dog to do sideline interviews". BOOM. perfection. haha could you imagine? "how about that play? it was great...for ME TO POOP ON"
Besides, who wants to watch the Steelers? Not me. The fans are obnoxious in bars (think: loud meathead in the gym type of annoying. grunts, "whew!"'s for no reason, and constantly flexes), their terrible towel has probably been used for all the wrong reasons (you know, the few that were used by Roethlisberger to clean up his DNA), and i'm really sick of the loner fan in the back of the bar cheering some Steelers cheer by himself and I end up feeling bad for the guy because nobody else joins in and he looks/feels dumb.
I regret to inform everybody (the 2 of you who read this) but i'll secretly be rooting for the packers (or just secretly not caring). get it lil wayne.
Actually, now that I think of it...once at the bar when my team was playing the steelers, an entire family of steelers family came in and sat RIGHT in the middle of this (usually) 21+ bar. It was a mormon family. 6-8 children (all under the age of 18), mom and pops. They were cute but funny to watch bc they were all so into it...then, at the end of the 4th quarter of a very close game, my team won. And what do you know? The father of the clan came over, shook my hand and my boyfriends, patted us on the back and said "hey great game!". (We were the only fans there for our team). I think they then bowed their heads, prayed and left, and probably said something along the lines of, "now that was good clean fun!". I liked those Steelers fans.
AH. I die.
I'm not sure if this could get any better, other than that one comment made by a conan fan saying "now, all conan needs is triumph the insult comic dog to do sideline interviews". BOOM. perfection. haha could you imagine? "how about that play? it was great...for ME TO POOP ON"
Besides, who wants to watch the Steelers? Not me. The fans are obnoxious in bars (think: loud meathead in the gym type of annoying. grunts, "whew!"'s for no reason, and constantly flexes), their terrible towel has probably been used for all the wrong reasons (you know, the few that were used by Roethlisberger to clean up his DNA), and i'm really sick of the loner fan in the back of the bar cheering some Steelers cheer by himself and I end up feeling bad for the guy because nobody else joins in and he looks/feels dumb.
I regret to inform everybody (the 2 of you who read this) but i'll secretly be rooting for the packers (
Actually, now that I think of it...once at the bar when my team was playing the steelers, an entire family of steelers family came in and sat RIGHT in the middle of this (usually) 21+ bar. It was a mormon family. 6-8 children (all under the age of 18), mom and pops. They were cute but funny to watch bc they were all so into it...then, at the end of the 4th quarter of a very close game, my team won. And what do you know? The father of the clan came over, shook my hand and my boyfriends, patted us on the back and said "hey great game!". (We were the only fans there for our team). I think they then bowed their heads, prayed and left, and probably said something along the lines of, "now that was good clean fun!". I liked those Steelers fans.
Labels: comedy, conan, lil wayne, packers, steelers, superbowl
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
Joisy
Sams voice annoys me. I am convinced that they pay her to talk like a ditz. Her vocabulary consists of the following: "like. "ron" "ron" "ron" "like" "ron!"
As usual, snooki, SOMEHOW, looked more like a gremlin tonight than ever before...at least in my opinion. On a side note, I think there should be a height requirement to receive your drivers license.
As usual, snooki, SOMEHOW, looked more like a gremlin tonight than ever before...at least in my opinion. On a side note, I think there should be a height requirement to receive your drivers license.
Labels: comedy, jersey shore, snooki, wtf
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ESPN Deportes -- if you like ESPN, you'll appreciate this. "GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!" ¶ 1:29 PM 0 Comments
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 1 - Things Heat Up in Miami - Video - Bravo TV Official Site
Real Housewives of Miami...really?? I think they need to redo DC's real housewives (maybe find woman withgood looks personalities). Ahh but I will always be a Real Housewives of OC & Beverly Hills fan at heart.
Except, I still think Taylor (big lipped lady) should be bitch slapped for spending (her husband's) $60K on their daughters 4th birthday...BUT then claims to have a charity for domestic violence(of which, is a great cause to be apart of). Hmm i'm sure your charity could have made much better use out of $60K (or even 50K, 40K, 30K, 20K, 10K...etc) rather than your 3 year old who probably will never, ever remember it very well.
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Real Housewives of Miami...really?? I think they need to redo DC's real housewives (maybe find woman with
Except, I still think Taylor (big lipped lady) should be 
Lisa Vandersomething or another- the oldest woman in this group - is the best woman on that show. She is blunt, tells people how she feels and is never tacky or obnoxious while doing it. She may be the classiest lady ever to be on a Bravo television show (and that's probably not saying much...). And she has the cutest effin dog ever...giggy!
AND my guilty pleasure: Atlanta. HOWEVER, in my defense...I only watch it to see/hear what NeNe says...that bitch is B-L-U-N-T but so hilarious while doing so. If nothing else, people should just watch for her one liners.
mmmmhmmm.
A good friend once said to me, “youth is wasted on the young” But it hit me. I cannot let life pass me by. I will not be young forever (although I’ll try my best to at least look it) so if you’re not “living it up” - then you are not living your life to its fullest.
“Fear not when, fear not why,
Fear not much while we're alive,
Life is for living - not living up tight,
See ya somewhere up in the sky”
Holla.
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This is my rant (and first blog) to get caught up to today…
Well - the year 2011 has been nothing less than exciting thus far. Lets see - I’ve decided to cut out the people in my life who, well, honestly? Just annoy me. If your lifestyle, behavior, poor decision making on life decisions, personality (or lack there of) annoy me — you have been or soon will be, cut off. Oh and those of you with no sense of humor, well you’re dead to me. I’ve also come to realize that being almost 25 years old, how there if still a handful of people I know who have such a juvenile mentality. No ambition, no priorities…two people in particular, I’m positive will live at home for the rest of their lives unless they marry a rich man or woman. It’s comical really…but at the same time, sad. (if you’re in school, or beginning your career, that is whole different story) Since when did being dependent become attractive? OH WELL. Moving on…
I was watching “The Bachelor” the other night and I am seriously in shock at how many girls on that show are so desperate for love (not insulting that) so much that ALL of them are emotional wrecks! I’ve been watching this show since it began years ago and this season is just too much for me. Yes, lets glorify the train wreck that is the show “the Bachelor” and the undeniable fact that nobody (except for a few exceptions) falls in love that quickly. All of these girls (except Michelle, she is just on this show to bang out the guy) are in love with the idea of love and the Bachelor guy is hot enough to fulfill that fantasy. Tell me again, how many of these bachelor/bachelorettes actually stayed together? I know of one couple in …what, ten years? What happened to the guy doing whatever it takes to be with a girl? Why are SO MANY GIRLS doubting their standards and themselves because of guys? Is it because we watch a television show that says we must throw ourselves at this guy to get his attention so we can keep up in the competition of 20 girls? But in reality, when we are interested in a man, we shouldnt be doing the chasing. Guys are so dead honest with their actions and I’m sick of hearing about girls who doubt this.
Example A)
- A girl pursues a guy. He responds but does not seem that interested. She continues to throw herself at him then questions his every move.
- You pursued him. He didn't jump on it. No he’s not slow, nor shy, nor that busy, nor any of your excuses. HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTERESTED! He may be in the future but right now, he isn't jumping at the opportunity because the opportunity (you) is just not that appealing to him - for the time being. (Possibly because he is talking to somebody else - or isn't looking for something - but lets remember, the girl threw herself at him so she wouldn't take the time to think about this).
Example B)
- The girl who thinks she is in love every time she meets a guy, sleeps with him and he is still nice to her the next morning. What happens majority of the time? The daddy-issued girl obsesses over this guy, while he….guess what? Does not miss an ounce of sleep thinking about th is girl again…unless of course, he is drunk or just in the mood for another hook up - but even then, he may just move ONTO THE NEXT…because he is (drum roll please!) not interested in you.
Example C)
- The girl who chases after her ex…well, that says enough. If you were broken up with because the man wasn't ready for commitment, wasn’t into the relationship anymore, didn’t see it going anywhere, etc…you need to stay as far away from this insecure creature. I don’t care what you say - if he wants you, he’ll come get you. HE WILL come after you. Sometimes he’ll come after you for the wrong reasons; a comfortable hook up, attention, etc… or he’ll be logical (something the majority of men are, and woman are not), weigh his options/thoughts on the relationship and if he feels it’s worth giving it another shot…HE WILL, indeed, COME AFTER YOU! period. the end.
Example D)
- Is there really such a thing as a “shy” guy who hooks up with you, “cares” about you but is somehow too shy to talk to you - or barely talk to you? Nope, not in my world. And if there is, I do not want to date that coward. A backbone and some selflessness is a necessity in a man. Or it could be the other option…hes just using you. BOOM.
I know there are exceptions to every situation but thats why they are exceptions and not the standard. Hasn’t anybody seen or read “He’s just not that into you?”…actions speak louder than words girls/ladies/woman, actions speak louder than words.
I went out last night with a group of guys and there happened to be two random girls there. They grilled me the entire time. I mean, honestly, I wasn’t up to par with dressing up to go to a local bar on a Wednesday night (aka, a hoodie, leggings and uggs. "OMG!" i know.), however, I also know I am not ugly. They kept staring at me as soon as they arrived because the guy they came with, my very close friend, hugged me. I did not recognize them, and I know they did not recognize me. Yet I was with a close group of friends; how could I have not met these girls before? Well come to find out, one of them is hooking up with one of my guy friends. Makes complete sense now why I was just meeting her, and also why anytime anyone with boobs would talk to him, this girl would get close, make rude comments with her friend about whomever he was talking to then giggle. I think he was embarrassed of her to be honest, because he acknowledged her twice the entire night. This girl wasn’t anything special either. I’m pretty sure her sense of style died with her personality (years ago). Her face, body, outfit, demeanor, everything was just awful. And the thing was…everybody noticed her and her friend and how they behaved. They were being laughed at while laughing at us, his friends. It must feel so nice to think are special when this guy only takes you home to add another pearl necklace to your collection! <--- do not be that girl.
Moving on…Tosh.0 - i may or may not marry him. but who knows, rumor has it he may be gay. But something I enjoy about this guy, is he can make me laugh…and somehow, all of his fans do too. This pretty much sums it up.
I’ve also come to realize how precious our time is. Your life may be gone tomorrow, tonight, next week or next year. This is why I’ve decided to cut out people who are toxic or do not add any value to my life, and dedicate more time to the ones I love/appreciate.
With that ALL SAID, this blog is intended to be my daily thoughts…don’t worry, it wont always be so jagged. who the eff needs a debbie downer in their blog life?
Labels: comedy, love, the bachelor, tosh.0
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