Joisy
WAIT WAIT WAIT...let me get this straight, Ronnies dad calls him BRO?
These types of people should never spawn anything or anyone...ever
oh and great acting in the Xendrine commercial, Ron. Not only did it look like you were wearing a suit jacket that was a size too small but that "important event" you were at where you felt the need to point your finger at the imaginary crowd, looked pretty lame considering you seemed to be the only person in the vicinity.
ahh these people kill me!
I also noticed (with the person watching it with me) that Ronnie's "dad" looked more like the "cool uncle". You know, Uncle Gino! Uncle Gino would let us underage drink and bc he was so lonely (but a "cool bachelor" in our young eyes at the time) would help the guys pick up girls! Looking back, that's really awful. Were we the accomplice in an almost underage-stagetory rape-esk crime?! Anyway, Ronnie's "Dad" (uncle) was probably pretending to be his dad on the show because I think Ronnie's dad probably isn't involved in Ronnie's life. Maybe ronnie hates him b/c he was an alcoholic or a dead beat or maybe because he doesn't wear enough Ed Hardy. Either way, this would explain his behavior/insecurity issues; he has DADDY ISSUES! So, the cool uncle he always looked up to and who had introduced him to his first tanning bed, became his replacement dad. And the perfect addition to this show. This man looks like Ronnie+Situation in 20 years.
P.S. Ronnie you're a little bitch
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