Unpolished Thoughts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Things I Learned While Watching the Real World - Las Vegas
Things I Learned While Watching the Real World - Las Vegas:
What do people from Maine do for fun on the weekends? They get drunk and punch things.
Love Lesson Learned: Don't cheat on your boyfriend with a guy you just met, then break up with your boyfriend to be with this other guy -- because he'll just get kicked out for being from Maine.
(Reference: Adam & Nany)
OH AND:
Why does the super nerdy white guy have to be from Maryland?? Quit crossing your legs like a girl when you're trying to flirt with a girl! YOU'RE HUMILIATING ALL OF US!
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What do people from Maine do for fun on the weekends? They get drunk and punch things.
Love Lesson Learned: Don't cheat on your boyfriend with a guy you just met, then break up with your boyfriend to be with this other guy -- because he'll just get kicked out for being from Maine.
(Reference: Adam & Nany)
OH AND:
Why does the super nerdy white guy have to be from Maryland?? Quit crossing your legs like a girl when you're trying to flirt with a girl! YOU'RE HUMILIATING ALL OF US!
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Cliff's Deep Moment Thoughts
"the people who got cremated are going to be so mad when we figure out how to bring people back to life."
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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Wisconsin vs. Kansas St
This should be the Wisconsin Badgers new chant:
"LETS GO BADGE, POUND THAT VAG" (now repeat 3 times, out loud) ¶ 8:23 PM 0 Comments
"LETS GO BADGE, POUND THAT VAG" (now repeat 3 times, out loud) ¶ 8:23 PM 0 Comments
Monday, February 28, 2011
2011 Oscars
As much as I can't stand Ann Hathaway, and her "acting", she looked descent half of the night. Except, I received plenty of text messages from friends telling me how much her and Nicole Kidman could really use a tan.
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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Joisy
WAIT WAIT WAIT...let me get this straight, Ronnies dad calls him BRO?
These types of people should never spawn anything or anyone...ever
oh and great acting in the Xendrine commercial, Ron. Not only did it look like you were wearing a suit jacket that was a size too small but that "important event" you were at where you felt the need to point your finger at the imaginary crowd, looked pretty lame considering you seemed to be the only person in the vicinity.
ahh these people kill me!
I also noticed (with the person watching it with me) that Ronnie's "dad" looked more like the "cool uncle". You know, Uncle Gino! Uncle Gino would let us underage drink and bc he was so lonely (but a "cool bachelor" in our young eyes at the time) would help the guys pick up girls! Looking back, that's really awful. Were we the accomplice in an almost underage-stagetory rape-esk crime?! Anyway, Ronnie's "Dad" (uncle) was probably pretending to be his dad on the show because I think Ronnie's dad probably isn't involved in Ronnie's life. Maybe ronnie hates him b/c he was an alcoholic or a dead beat or maybe because he doesn't wear enough Ed Hardy. Either way, this would explain his behavior/insecurity issues; he has DADDY ISSUES! So, the cool uncle he always looked up to and who had introduced him to his first tanning bed, became his replacement dad. And the perfect addition to this show. This man looks like Ronnie+Situation in 20 years.
P.S. Ronnie you're a little bitch
WAIT WAIT WAIT...let me get this straight, Ronnies dad calls him BRO?
These types of people should never spawn anything or anyone...ever
oh and great acting in the Xendrine commercial, Ron. Not only did it look like you were wearing a suit jacket that was a size too small but that "important event" you were at where you felt the need to point your finger at the imaginary crowd, looked pretty lame considering you seemed to be the only person in the vicinity.
ahh these people kill me!
I also noticed (with the person watching it with me) that Ronnie's "dad" looked more like the "cool uncle". You know, Uncle Gino! Uncle Gino would let us underage drink and bc he was so lonely (but a "cool bachelor" in our young eyes at the time) would help the guys pick up girls! Looking back, that's really awful. Were we the accomplice in an almost underage-stagetory rape-esk crime?! Anyway, Ronnie's "Dad" (uncle) was probably pretending to be his dad on the show because I think Ronnie's dad probably isn't involved in Ronnie's life. Maybe ronnie hates him b/c he was an alcoholic or a dead beat or maybe because he doesn't wear enough Ed Hardy. Either way, this would explain his behavior/insecurity issues; he has DADDY ISSUES! So, the cool uncle he always looked up to and who had introduced him to his first tanning bed, became his replacement dad. And the perfect addition to this show. This man looks like Ronnie+Situation in 20 years.
P.S. Ronnie you're a little bitch
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Office Etiquette
When it's your birthday and your co-workers surprise you with a cake that says, "Happy Birthday (insert your name here)!", you're supposed to then consume the cake with your co-workers. RIGHT? Right.
How funny to think that someone would get the cake at work, (given by a co-worker) then turns around and put it in the fridge, then goes back to work without sharing. Sheer disappointment in every body's face. Everybody's reaction at the office would be priceless.*
"Wheres the cake?? He did what? So you're telling me there is no cake?"
"what a douche"
How funny to think that someone would get the cake at work, (given by a co-worker) then turns around and put it in the fridge, then goes back to work without sharing. Sheer disappointment in every body's face. Everybody's reaction at the office would be priceless.*
"Wheres the cake?? He did what? So you're telling me there is no cake?"
"what a douche"
*This story is based off of a true story of somebody I know.
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
